The Mean Man's Part

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining
to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth
floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push
with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

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