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PostSubject: Men's Rules   Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:22 am

Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!




6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

9. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

11.
You can either ask us to do something. Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.

15. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

16.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle..

17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine . . . . Really.

19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or tanks.

20. You have enough clothes.

21. You have too many shoes.

22. Every dish can be improved with bacon.

23. Do not trust a man who calls the bathroom "the little boys room."

24. Women who sound sexy on the phone weigh 350 pounds.

25. No talking at the urinal.

26. A man may own exactly one pair of holiday-themed boxers.

27. Never date a woman whose father calls her "princess."

28. A PBS tote bag does not make you an intellectual.

29. The weirder the cell phone ring, the more annoying the person.

30. Real men don't dance.






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