Cow Pokers

True Story: Working construction (near Tombstone , Arizona) my work partner "Joe" is telling tales about "Pete".

Joe says "You know old Pete did time in prison for cattle rustling"

I answer "Yea I heard. That its kind of amazing that cattle rustling still exists."

Joe: "When the day is over and we go to the change shack ask Pete for instructions on how to have sex with a cow."

Me: "NO WAY!! I've heard of beastiality but with a cow? You're setting me up. That can't exist !"

Later at the change shack Joe calls out to Pete: "My partner wants you to tell him how to get it on
with a cow"

Before I can say anything Pete is laying out instructions involving
cattle gates and ropes and avoiding getting fertilized by manure. I
won't go into any more details.

I say to Joe "Man that is gross!"

Joe says to Pete " I saw a good looking herd of Hefers in Dragoon Canyon on the way to work this morning. Lets stop off there on the way home and get a little."

Pete says "Nah, I'm not horny at all right now."

Joe says "Well wait till you see these cows!!!!!"


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