Chicken soup

oe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch
and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The
hospital
worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it."
Regardless, the patient refused to eat it. That night, a patient in the
room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him
an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe. The following week,
when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked
the hospital. He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good,
but they're very strict about their food. when they bring up chicken
soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the
night and shove it up your behind!".


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